his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
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I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
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The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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