Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
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Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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Why are your pants in the freezer?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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