Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
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Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
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They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
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