He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
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Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
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driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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