so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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