I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Every concussion has its silver lining
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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