Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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