I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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