I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
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He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
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Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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