we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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