Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
As shirtless as possible
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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