me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
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She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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