At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
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about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
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I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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