You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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