Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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