Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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