Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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