best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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