I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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