I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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