That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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