Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
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I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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