Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Randomize
