I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
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They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
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I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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