Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
