Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
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im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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