If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
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Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
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Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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