just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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