'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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