someone threw a dead crab at me
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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