oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
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The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
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i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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