You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
They are going to name an STD after you.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag