i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
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Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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