how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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