I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
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All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
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Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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