hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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