Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
This is my gift to your gina
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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