sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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