The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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