He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
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We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
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I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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