omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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