Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
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So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.