Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
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It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.