Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
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5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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