ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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