This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
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I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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