just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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