i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
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well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
We smell like vodka and hangover
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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