I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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