Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
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I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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