I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
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the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
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okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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