Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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