no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
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I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
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You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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