The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
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The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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